Can you describe your life in a six-word sentence?
Do you remember that thing people used to say, about how you swallow eight spiders a year while you sleep? It’s not true, but do you think you’ve ever swallowed any? What bug do you think you’ve eaten the most of by accident?
What’s the best approach to resolving conflict?
If not now, then when?
There is NEVER a “Not Now” I have a TO-DO LIST as long as Sponge-Bob’s and I am constantly shortening it.
Can you describe your life in a six-word sentence?
I can truthfully say that I… (Oops, I ran out of words?)
Do you remember that thing people used to say, about how you swallow eight spiders a year while you sleep? It’s not true, but do you think you’ve ever swallowed any? What bug do you think you’ve eaten the most of by accident?
Pixmus
I always make sure all my ‘pets’ are safly housed before sleeping!
How well do you know your next-door neighbors? Do you like them? (credit to Cyranny for the question)
Do you have a full-length mirror? (credit to Sadje for the rest of the questions)
How many items of clothing are in your bedroom (or closet) and not hung up?
How well do you know your next-door neighbors? Do you like them? (credit to Cyranny for the question)
CertainTeed
My next-door neighbors are awesome. I saw them just the other day, I think was June of 1993.
Do you have a full-length mirror? (credit to Sadje for the rest of the questions)
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With a body like this, who wouldn’t want a full-length mirror!
How many items of clothing are in your bedroom (or closet) and not hung up?
Amazon
I am a very neat and tidy person. Very single item of clothing and footwear is organized. Labeled, and in its proper place. So tell that conniving paparazzi to go to my next-door neighbor’s house to take pictures. LEAVE ME ALONE!
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be for? (Covid considerations are suspended for this question)
Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.
Where IS Waldo? (Waldo, for those unfamiliar with him, is a cartoon character featured in many “find Waldo” images and puzzles) No this isn’t an April Fool’s prank, it’s actually Where’s Waldo Week on Google Maps | This is the Loop | Golf Digest <—— WALDO
What’s the best part of waking up?
Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales? (Wee disclaimer. I’m certainly not advocating the slaughter of creatures and the use of their skins for clothing or accessories. No! This question is a ‘grow your own’ type question…if you had an option of your own skin being made of fur OR scales, which would you choose?)
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be for? (Covid considerations are suspended for this question)
Daily Squat
In what world do you live? Covid considerations will NEVER be suspended… The mere thought of having that much power …. (I will stop there…)
Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.
I don’t know if the ‘thousand word’ thing is a sound investment, but I do know that some pictures (The Mona Lisa) are worth an incredible amount of crackers!
Wikipedia
It is estimated that the Mona Lisa is presently worth $8,691,000,000,000
Where IS Waldo? (Waldo, for those unfamiliar with him, is a cartoon character featured in many “find Waldo” images and puzzles) No this isn’t an April Fool’s prank, it’s actually Where’s Waldo Week on Google Maps | This is the Loop | Golf Digest <—— WALDO
Giphy
Sorry… I’m not going to play this game. If the poor guy wants to hide throughout the world, then he has a right to be left alone!
What’s the best part of waking up?
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Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales? (Wee disclaimer. I’m certainly not advocating the slaughter of creatures and the use of their skins for clothing or accessories. No! This question is a ‘grow your own’ type question…if you had an option of your own skin being made of fur OR scales, which would you choose?)
I would never pick the ‘fur’ option. Playing in the rain is one fo the best things in life… ask any dog. But the difficulties of the horrid seems of wet fur and then waiting forit to dry before you can sit on the sofa… NOT FOR ME!
I would never pick the ‘scales’ option either. Have you ever tries to hold the hand of a slimy fish? … metaphorically speaking.
Is every piece of truth worth telling? (Credit to the magnificent Cyranny for this one)
Whom do you miss more Freddy Mercury or Prince? (If you don’t know who those people are, just skip this question. It’s cool).
If you could only email or text people for the rest of your life (no other form of communication), which would you chose?
Would you prefer to work the midnight shift at a really creepy out of the way motel OR work alone for eternity?
Bonus question because yes, these are a weird bunch this week: What’s one secret you’re still keeping from your immediate family? (no details required. You could say something like “The lost weekend in 1982”. You can also answer “Why I NEVER keep secrets from my nearest and dearest!”).
Is every piece of truth worth telling? (Credit to the magnificent Cyranny for this one)
Are you ‘telling to truth’ to help a situation or are you really only unburdening yourself so that you will feel better but the person who now knows ‘the truth’ feels incredibly worse?
Whom do you miss more Freddy Mercury or Prince? (If you don’t know who those people are, just skip this question. It’s cool).
Pinterest
Wow! I never knew. When did they name the planet Mercury, Freddie. And are the planning to name the other planets as well? I guess Pluto won’t get a Name since it already really is a famous name.
If you could only email or text people for the rest of your life (no other form of communication), which would you chose?
From my viewpoint, texting and emails are curses that technology has placed on humanity. They allow people to ‘seem to connect’ but never actually say anything.
Would you prefer to work the midnight shift at a really creepy out of the way motel OR work alone for eternity?
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ScreenGeek
Bonus question because yes, these are a weird bunch this week: What’s one secret you’re still keeping from your immediate family? (no details required. You could say something like “The lost weekend in 1982”. You can also answer “Why I NEVER keep secrets from my nearest and dearest!”).
Have you ever ‘butt dialed” someone? (‘butt dialed’ means have you ever made a phone call that you weren’t aware of making, because the buttons on the phone got pushed by your sitting on them (in your pocket) OR having something in your handbag press against them?)
If you were given 1000 acres of land, what would you do with it?
What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen on-line recently?
Have you ever eaten something off the floor? ‘5 second’ rule applies or not (the ‘5 second rule’ is that if you pick up the dropped food within a set time frame, it’s still ‘clean’ and you can safely eat it)?
Have you ever ‘butt dialed” someone? (‘butt dialed’ means have you ever made a phone call that you weren’t aware of making, because the buttons on the phone got pushed by your sitting on them (in your pocket) OR having something in your handbag press against them?)
cagle
I have a hard enough time dialing the correct number with my clumsy fingers….
If you were given 1000 acres of land, what would you do with it?
Call the Bonanza theme song conductor and have him compose a song just for me!
What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen on-line recently?
Sorry, I really don’t browse online for funny videos. I don’t even watch them if others sent them to me. I am such a scrooge when it comes to online humor.
Have you ever eaten something off the floor? ‘5 second’ rule applies or not (the ‘5 second rule’ is that if you pick up the dropped food within a set time frame, it’s still ‘clean’ and you can safely eat it)?
Rover,com
Are you kidding me… I sometimes have to race the dog for … … NO! I never have eaten food of the floor.
In your opinion, do May/December (older partner with much younger partner) romances ever work?
What physical action or gesture do you find romantic?
What is your idea of a romantic dinner?
Is ‘love’ a real ‘thing’ or merely a physical chemical response and brain activity pulling our emotional strings?
In your opinion, do May/December (older partner with much younger partner) romances ever work?
GrumbleSmiles
Define “work”. Nowadays, I think they have a pill for virtually everything.
What physical action or gesture do you find romantic?
GfyCat
The “mute” button.
What is your idea of a romantic dinner?
YouTube
Candle light. Soft Brahms. One half-inch steak (medium well), buttered corn-on-the-cob, bacon flavored, sautéed green beans, Mash potatoes and gravy (or a double of French fires), cherry pie alamode and coconut cake. Of course, this is served with a side of Cesar salad (I am watching my weight.) Completed with an ever-refilling glass of Southern iced tea. Alone, please. (It’s called self-love during quarantine.)
Is ‘love’ a real ‘thing’ or merely a physical chemical response and brain activity pulling our emotional strings?
Pinterest
Do you mean after sixty plus years that you’re going to tell me Cupid is not REAL!
If the government offered to suspend all laws, and law enforcement for 24 hours, letting you (and everybody else) do whatever you wish… Would you be in favor of it, or not? (Credit for this question goes to Cyranny and her Daily Quickie Question)
What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? (We’re suspending the whole social distancing and Covid involvement in this scenario)
As a child, what did you think would be great about being an adult, but isn’t as great as you thought it would be?
What, in your opinion, has been blown way out of proportion?
If the government offered to suspend all laws, and law enforcement for 24 hours, letting you (and everybody else) do whatever you wish… Would you be in favor of it, or not? (Credit for this question goes to Cyranny and her Daily Quickie Question)
What a wonderful question to which I have several wonderful thoughts… But I don’t think it would be safe to share them.
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What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? (We’re suspending the whole social distancing and Covid involvement in this scenario)
YouTube
“You smell different when you’re awake.”
As a child, what did you think would be great about being an adult, but isn’t as great as you thought it would be?
NetDoctor
What, in your opinion, has been blown way out of proportion?
Is it necessary to trust someone you like? (friends, acquaintances or co-workers with whom you have no familial ties)
Do you hold grudges? What do you do when someone really irritates you?
What’s the most sensible thing you’ve heard someone say?
Is crying a sign of weakness or strength in adults?
This week’s questions seem like they came from a guidance counselor… I don’t usually give advice to people that I am not in relationship with… So I will simply play Simon Says.
Is it necessary to trust someone you like? (friends, acquaintances or co-workers with whom you have no familial ties)
Tenor
Simon says, “Take the knife you are holding behind your back and thrust forward. They should be expecting it.”
Why would you ‘like’ someone you can’t trust?
Do you hold grudges? What do you do when someone really irritates you?
Pinterest
Simon says, “Clutch your fists tightly and hold your breath while allowing your eyes to roll back in your head.” It is not usually good to hold a grudge for more than a decade or so, it can effect relationships…
OR
Why are you allowing a d****** to have any say in your life?
What’s the most sensible thing you’ve heard someone say?
Tenor
Simeon says, “Touch your ears. Touch your mouth.” To put it more simply… You have Two Ears and only One Mouth for a reason….
Is crying a sign of weakness or strength in adults?
Tenor
Simon says, “Bawl and bellow as loudly as you can.” Crying: a sign of emotional leakage…
Weakness nor strength of an individual is not measured by ‘leakage’.
Pinterest
You will be receiving a bill from Simon for his time on-the-couch. He does not accept checks (See question #2.)
