Share Your World May 14, 2018
- Complete this sentence: This sandwich could really use some …
- What is your least favorite candy?
- What sign are you? Do you believe in astrology?
Complete this sentence: This sandwich could really use some …
This sandwich could really use some more tomatoes, bacon, and mayonnaise. Maybe another shake –or-two (or three-or-four) of black pepper.
What is your least favorite candy?
Anything that has chocolate and caramel, or chocolate and peanuts, I love.
My least favorites…
- Jolly Ranchers
- Rock Candies
What sign are you? Do you believe in astrology?
I do not do the astrology sign stuff.
I notice the signs I see around my house.
If there are dishes left out that I find the next morning, apparently I have had a burglar in the house who helped themselves to my pantry supplies and cooked a meal. I always clean up my clutter before I go to bed.
If the lawn in my yard becomes a little shaggy before its every-nine-day-mow is due, then I am certain that one of the neighbors is trying to pull a trick on me by sprinkling Miracle Grow around my yard.
If my bed is unmade when I return to my room after I get off work, that blasted monster-under-my-bed that I had thought I had left at my parent’s house has once again tracked me down and is trying to lay blame on me for things I assuredly did not do!
Hang on, there’s a knock on my door. Seems that there are three men all dressed in white that want to talk to me. Oh. They’ve brought me a new lovely suit. I think they said it’s a straight-jacket. I wonder how they knew my size?
Written for Share Your World – May 14, 2018. Requirements: Answer the questions.