Don’t you just love speaking to automated operators being ever so polite to assist you in your time of need!

I love the operators that only allow to say key words as you ask for assistance.

What happens if NONE of the key words happen to be about the problem you are experiencing?

I’ll tell you.

They ask three times…

“How may I assist you today?”

(I give automated operators were programmed by former baseball umpires?)

And then they say,

“I am so glad I was able to successfully assist you. Have a good day. Good-bye.”

But I was polite.

I didn’t yell.

FYI: I think having funny voices for incompetent automated operators would enhance the experience!


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