IF I COULD, I WOULD

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IF I COULD, I WOULD



If I could, I would instigate a criminal investigation into why so many weeds LOVE my butterfly garden.

Actually, it’s not all weeds … It’s the devilish dandelion.

The gardeners arrived and did a wonderful job; they took great care in weeding and planting and mulching the beds.



But then …

Two weeks later …

Up from the churlish recesses …

Arose dandelion leaves.

Small …

Lusciously neon green …

Miniature dandelion plants.

They sprang from nowhere!



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A quick call to my ever-so-fortunate-to-be-had gardeners …

         Eradication, once again.

                The upstarts died in what I hope was a painful death.

                         (Yes. I know that sounds cruel. But so be it.)



But …

In just two weeks’ time …

Those pesky rascals have risen in defiance once again.



Written for FANDANGO’S ONE-WORD-CHALLENGE: INSTIGATE and DAILY ADDICTIONS: COULD.

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