THE ULTIMATE GIFT


THE ULTIMATE GIFT



How come I feel that my life is lacking in true value … just because I know nothing about the X-Box.

  • I cannot have an intelligent conversation about HALO.
    • (What do you mean, it’s not about angels?)
  • GRAND THEFT AUTO is not awe-inspiring.
  • Does RESIDENT EVIL require an exorcist?
  • Does CALL OF DUTY actually train you for warfare?
  • What do you mean that you can be immortal by playing MORTAL COMBAT?

My mind is even boggled by inquiries of MINECRAFT.

I guess I need to become plugged-in to the real world? Maybe Santa can make this happen?

I hear that if I spent enough time practicing, I could become achieve a college scholarship, $4,000-a-year to join a FORTNITE Battle Royale team … or just cast-it-all-to-the-wind and turn e-pro at fifteen and become a millionaire?



Written for FANDANGO’S ONE-WORD-CHALLENGE: PLUG and DAILY ADDICTIONS: GIFT.

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