UMBRAGE, UMBRAGE EVERYWHERE



It seems that no matter what a person says nowadays, it could be seen as offensive.

Here are some recommended compliments from a wonderful website, Think Kindness, and how they would be seen but the many people of the world looking to be offended.

I hope, even though many of these things might be thought, they are NOT said?



“You look great today.”

All you ever is my body. Why can’t I be appreciated for my mind!

“You’re a smart cookie.”

If I’m so smart, what am I doing working at this degrading job.

“I appreciate you.”

Too bad you don’t show it to me in my paycheck.

“You’re a great listener.”

The only thing I get to do here is listen. You never hear a thing that I say.

“Hanging out with you is always a blast.”

Is that why you have to have a boy’s night out every weekend?

“You’re better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.”

All you ever think about is food, food, food…



Written for This, That, and the Other: One Word Challenges.

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